Oh please. My liberal heart bleeds for you.

http://local.lancasteronline.com/4/24425

What a whiner.

A quick check of Mapquest.com reveals surprisingly that a trip from Lebanon, PA to Reading, PA takes a whopping 46 minutes. (Probably an hour at most, if you do not start from the center of town.)

Maybe I am getting too old to remember, but last time I checked, the first trimester lasts three months. A pregnancy lasts about nine.

"Calling Dr. Smart, calling Dr. Smart. We have an emergency. We can only get there in an hour".

"How long do we have nurse?"

"Three months."

"Better get right on that then."

Seriously, can they NOT find a better writer than this freakin' retard?