Monday, June 05, 2006

Top Ten Phony News Stories Aimed at Republicans

1) Gas prices in Lancaster will reach and exceed $3.00 per gallon (currently an average of $2.69).
2) An Iraq Civil War is imminent (Anyone seen that Iraq Civil War?).
3) South Korean made stem cell breakthrough (Phony)
4) 500,000 frozen embryos could be used to cure diseases, but Bush won't allow it
5) Downing Street Memo
6) Bush at 29% "approval" (additional 25% thought Bush was doing "fair").
7) Bush behind NSA wiretaps (Project Echelon)
8) Bush solely behind Michael Brown post (Lieberman confirmed him without much ado during a Democrat Senate majority)
9) "End to major combat" speech debunked (U.S.S. Lincoln's Mission was accomplished on May 6, 2003 - Bush was addressing the crew of the ship)
10) 2,000 combat deaths in Iraq (DoD says 1,953 KIA as of June 2, 2006)

Keep of the good work, Gil! Maybe they will move you from Perspective to the Merchandiser next time?

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