What a hoot!

Did I mention naked chicks rule? And porn rocks?

Good.

Now that that is dispensed with, there's this crazy old chick running around Philly that thinks she's an owl. You can find more details at this website . I s#!t you not!

You may be asking yourself: "What?"

Exactly.

All I am trying to say is that if I had my choice between reading that horrid Sunday column week after week and being molested instead, I'd pick the second one.

That's all I'm saying.

Hoot! Hoot!