All Democrats resign, party comes to crashing end

Democrats relinquished their stranglehold on American politics today. In a unanimous move, Howard Dean and ranking officials at the DNC shut down the DNC and urged all Democrats to resign their political office immediately.

According to Dean, "The time of oppression on the American people has lasted for centuries. Today, it comes to an end. The DNC is no more."



Joining in, both Hillary Clinton and Obama proved their solidarity by dropping out of the Presidential election for the year of 2008. Clinton stated "I can no longer put myself into the line of fire. My campaign ends today." Obama was not available, but a spokesman for Obama indicated that he would also drop out to allow McCain the office of President uncontested.

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